Currently On Tap at Tired Hands

Please note:  We are generally at capacity and do not take reservations. Please plan on arriving early to ensure that you are able to experience our Strange & Beautiful beer and Simple & Satisfying food without a wait. We look forward to seeing you!

Our Growler Filling Policy For Now.

Beautiful, Forward-thinking, and Strange Beers…

Cask: Pigonometry of Squares, Coffee/Milk Porter conditioned on candied bacon.

SaisonHands: Our Four-Grain Saison. 4.8% Brewed with rye, oats, wheat and Cascade hops. This our most accurate interpretation of traditional Saison.

-Notes of lemon zest, barnyard, hay, guava, juicy fruit, and earth.

Arachnodactylic: Crushable IPA. 4.5% Brewed with Munich, oat, and rye malt. Hopped intensely with Citra, Amarillo, Lemon Drop, and Nelson Sauvin. Pungent!

-Notes of ripe pineapple, Mandarin orange, kiwi, honeysuckle, and dank.

Trigonometry of Squares: Robust Coffee & Milk Porter. 6.3% Brewed with a plethora of specialty malts and lactose sugar. Conditioned atop a copious amount of our AWAKEMINDS coffee roasted by our pals at Reanimator Coffee.

-Notes of lush baker’s chocolate, bright coffee, marshmallow, and smoky caramel.

The Light That Spills Out of the Hole in Your Head: IPA.6.0% Brewed with wheat and the juice and zest from 100 lbs, of the most beautiful clementines that we have ever seen. Hopped intensely with Nelson Sauvin and Simcoe. YES.

-Notes of bright citrus, dank pine, under-ripe mango, lychee, and white grape.

Conference Center: American Pale Ale. 5.0% Brewed with spelt and Munich malts. Hopped intensely with Motueka, Simcoe, and Cascade. Hyper grass man!

-Notes of lively lemon-lime, passionfruit, earth, pine, and a beautiful spring day.

HopHands: Our Exceedingly Aromatic Pale Ale. 4.8% Brewed with oats. Hopped with Amarillo, Simcoe, and Centennial. Juicy and refreshing. Crush it.

-Notes of kiwi, clementines, lemon drops, chalky earth, fresh malt, and pine resin.

Extra Extra Knuckle: Double IPA. 8.6% Brewed with a bit of wheat. Hopped intensely with Mosaic and gently with Citra and Simcoe. Extra Extra pungent.

-Notes of grapefruit, pine sap, under-ripe blueberry, honeydew, and mango jam.

MagoTago: Mango IPA. 7.0% Hopped progressively and intensely with Simcoe. Conditioned atop heaps of ripe mango lovingly processed in house. JUICE!!!

-Notes of lush mango, pine sap, candied grapefruit, mango jelly, and earth.


Up Next:

Sunbather: Hibiscus IPA

Delicado: Meyer lemon IPA.