Currently On Tap at Tired Hands

Please note:  We are generally at capacity and do not take reservations. Please plan on arriving early to ensure that you are able to experience our Strange & Beautiful beer and Simple & Satisfying food without a wait. We look forward to seeing you!

Our Growler Filling Policy For Now.

Beautiful, Forward-thinking, and Strange Beers…

Cask:  Prognosis double dry hopped with Centennial!

SaisonHands: Our Four-Grain Saison. 4.8% Brewed with rye, oats, wheat and Cascade hops. This our most accurate interpretation of traditional Saison.

-Notes of lemon zest, barnyard, hay, guava, juicy fruit, and earth.

Singel Hop Saison, Cascade: Cascade Saison. 5.0% Brewed with oats. Hopped exclusively with Cascade. Fermented with our magical Saison yeast.  Juicy, refreshing, and delicate too…

-Notes of Meyer lemon, black pepper, green grass, and sunshine.

Can’t Keep Up 8: Barrel Fermented Saison. 7.0% Brewed and blended in collaboration with Christian Zellersfield. He granted us access to one of his favorite barrels to create what, I personally feel, is one of our most invigorating, pungent, and expressive CKU blends to date. For fans of the Parageusia series.

-Notes of riesling grape, spicy oak, mineral, honeysuckle, and pink peppercorn.

Ambassador Aardvark: Berliner Weisse. 4.5% Brewed with 50% wheat & primary lactobacillus fermentation. Hopped gently with Zythos.  The perfect late summer “Its hot outside and I need to rehydrate with a bunch of beers” beer.

-Notes of lemon peel, white grape, ladyfingers, crisp apple, and young berries.

HopHands: Our Exceedingly Aromatic Pale Ale. 4.8% Brewed with oats. Hopped with Amarillo, Simcoe, and Centennial. Juicy and refreshing. Crush it.

-Notes of kiwi, clementines, lemon drops, chalky earth, and pine resin.

Yeast and Cats:  Wheat Saison.  6.4%  Brewed  with  wheat. Well hopped. Fermented with a blend of our house yeasts on oak. Inspired by the beautifully focused beers brewed by our great friend Yvan at Brasserie De La Senne.

-Notes of  fresh pepper, mineral water, floral hops, spicy earth, and honeysuckle.

Prognosis:  Luscious American Bitter.  3.8%  Brewed with Vienna and Munich malt. Well-hopped with Cascade, Nelson Sauvin, and Chinook. Simple and lush.

-Notes of fresh bread, spicy hops, honey, pine, citrus zest, and a touch of toffee.

Psychic Facelift:  Citra IPA.  6.5%  Brewed  with  wheat. Hopped intensely with Citra! Super juicy and citrusy. A true testament to designer hops.

-Notes of  peach, pine sap, grapefruit rind, tangelo, kumquat, and minerals.


Up Next:

Sunbather: Hibiscus IPA

WoodLaHands: Shiitake Oud Bruin

Delicado: Meyer lemon IPA.

The Emptiness is Not Eternal: Barrel fermented Saison conditioned on local sorrel, dandelion petals, and PA wildflower honey.

You are the Emptiness: Barrel fermented Saison conditioned on local peaches.