



Drafts
(Updated: 6/27)
Milk Pour!
our LUKR lager poured as an ultra velvety micro foam!
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
Ourison
4.8%
Four Grain Saison. This beer represents the progression and evolution of our saison fermentation program. Ourison is our saison, SaisonHands, left to condition in oak and then allowed to fully express itself via a lengthy can conditioning period. The end result is a highly refined, snappy, and pungent beer that is one of the most simplistic and exciting iterations of saison that we have ever produced.
Notes of oak, bitter grape, and tart lemon.
Watermelon Milkshake
7.5%
The return of one of our most requested variations on this tried-and-true theme, which we originally conceived and produced with our darlings at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar. It's then conditioned on an unseasonably refreshing bounty of watermelon. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, then dry hopped intensely with hand selected Mosaic and Citra from the Northwestern US.
Notes of watermelon gummies, fresh cut cucumber, orange slice candies, and a yearning for the summertime.
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
With Any Arms
11.0%
This quad IPA is another hooray for our 13th anniversary! Brewed with oats and 2 row. Hot side hopped with juicy Citra. Dry hopped in the fermenter with some NZ killers.. Riwaka, Wai-iti, and Pacific Jade. Conditioned on gobs and gobs of wildflower honey
Notes of grapefruit honey sticks, peach tea, and timut peppercorns.
Extra Vanilla Milkshake DIPA
9.2%
One of our favorite killer riffs on our over-the-top Culinary IPA series. Brewed with a heavy amount of oats and lactose sugar. Hopped AND dry hopped intensely with Mosaic & Citra and then conditioned atop almost twice our usual amount of luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Dreamt up with our forever loving friends Oomnipollo and carried forth into tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
Notes of vanilla ice cream, sugar cookie, bright stone fruit, citrus leaf, and guava pastry.
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Milkshake
7.2%
Our 13th anniversary shoutout to our famous milkshake IPA, conceived with our forever pals @Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, 2 row, and lactose sugar. Dry hopped with the super duo, Citra and Mosaic. Conditioned on Madagascar vanilla beans, strawberries/rhubarb puree, and graham crackers.
Notes of strawberry creamsicle, freshly baked shortcake, and of course, strawberry rhubarb pie from grandma.
DDH Pineal (Simoce/Mosaic/Amarillo)
6.0%
This is a DDH’d version is one of our most enduring IPAs from way back when. Brewed with pillowy oats and aromatic local wildflower honey. Dry hopped and DOUBLE DRY HOPPED with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo.
Notes of orange blossom honey sticks, lemon mousse, and tangy pine.
Food
Updated on 07/28
Cauliflower Bites
12
Deep Fried Cauliflower Florets, Garlic Cream Sauce (Can be served Dairy Free)
Jumbo Pretzel
12
Warm Pretzel, Seasonal Beer Mustard, Cooper Jack Cheese Sauce on the side (Can be served Dairy Free)
Confit Buffalo Chicken Wings
14
Crispy Chicken Wings, served with veggies and a side of your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese
St Oner’s Burger
15
St Oner’s patty blend, Bacon, Lettuce, Red Onion, Tomato, American Cheese, Pickled Sauce, Sweet Potato Bun, Fries Can be served GF or DF
Fun Guy Burger
14
Portobello, Roasted Red Peppers, Goat Cheese, Baby Arugula, Balsamic Reduction, Fries Can be served GF, DF, Vegan
Wagyu Hot Dog
14
Snake River Farm Sausage, Beer Mustard, Sauerkraut, Sweet Potato Bun, Fries and Pickles on the side
Korean Chicken Sandwich
14
Fried Chicken, Koji Pickles, Red Onion, Fries
Oner’s Salad
10
Green Leaves, Cherry Tomato, Onion, Goat Cheese, House Dressing. Add Fried Chicken $6 Gluten Free. Can be served Dairy Free and Vegan
Side Of Fries
8
Gluten Free Bun
1

Cans-To-Go
(UPDATED 6/27)
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
Extra Vanilla Milkshake DIPA
9.2%
One of our favorite killer riffs on our over-the-top Culinary IPA series. Brewed with a heavy amount of oats and lactose sugar. Hopped AND dry hopped intensely with Mosaic & Citra and then conditioned atop almost twice our usual amount of luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Dreamt up with our forever loving friends Oomnipollo and carried forth into tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
Nothing
4.3%
Brewed to be our simple, everyday stout. Constructed from a base of British Maris Otter malt, as well as a selection of very dark malts. Hopped gently with Chinook. Austere and inviting.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Trendler Vienna Lager
4.9%
A brand new edition to our hearty and traditional Ale and Lager series! Brewed with mountains of fresh milled Pilsner, Munich, and Vienna and hopped lightly with German Perle and Hallertau Blanc. This easy drinking Vienna Lager is the perfect crusher for those sweaty last days of summer or those crisp first days of Autumn.
Postmodern Gulpie
4.0%
Our beloved summertime lager is back!! Brewed with German pilsner malt and 2 row. Hopped with Hallertau Mittelfrüh then conditioned on ungodly amounts of watermelon puree and lime zest. Super fresh, super crushable, super summery!
With Any Arms
11.0%
This quad IPA is another hooray for our 13th anniversary! Brewed with oats and 2 row. Hot side hopped with juicy Citra. Dry hopped in the fermenter with some NZ killers.. Riwaka, Wai-iti, and Pacific Jade. Conditioned on gobs and gobs of wildflower honey
Watermelon Milkshake
7.5%
The return of one of our most requested variations on this tried-and-true theme, which we originally conceived and produced with our darlings at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar. It's then conditioned on an unseasonably refreshing bounty of watermelon. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, then dry hopped intensely with hand selected Mosaic and Citra from the Northwestern US.
Fuzzy Green
6.3%
Our summertime cucumber IPA brewed with malted wheat and conditioned on a mountain of Persian cucumber puree. Dry hopped extremely tastefully with Cascade, Ekuanot, Vic Secret, and Simcoe. This beer is crisp and quenching, perfect for these hot days.
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
Cocktails
- Classic Margarita- Tequila|Agave|Lime
- Honeysuckle- Honeysuckle Gin|Honey|Lemon
- Mojito- Rum|Simple Syrup|Lime
- Old Fashioned- Bourbon|Simple Syrup|Bitters
St. Oners
Cans To Go & Tap Room:
Wed-Thurs 3-10pm
Fri 3-11pm
Sat 12-11pm
Sun 12-9pm
2218 Frankford Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19125
(267) 930-8645