Drafts
(Updated: 2/18)
Milk Pour!
our LUKR lager poured as an ultra velvety micro foam!
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Stoner Hands
5.5%
OG Kush terpene infused Pale Ale
Punge
8.3%
PUNGE is our Double IPA. Brewed with malted oats and hopped and dry hopped with hyper fresh Motueka and Nelson Sauvin from our most recent New Zealand selections. PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE.
Notes of cotton candy grapes, Mandarin orange, guava candies, cape gooseberry, and musky green melon.
Oblivex
9.2%
Oblivex is our Funny Electro-Mummy Docking Station Citra & Amarillo Double IPA. Brewed with a huge grist of spelt and oats. Intensely hopped and dry hopped into a bright hellish oblivion with Citra & Amarillo. Delightfully creamy, pungent, and extremely citrusy.
Notes of drippy Jersey peach, Valencia orange juice, cantaloupe, and Meyer lemon.
TDH Eviscerated Pathway Of Beauty (Citra)
8.6%
Triple Dry Hopped Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty is a big take on one of our favorite double IPAs. Like classic Eviscerated, this one starts with a base of 2 row, oat malt, and flaked oats. Hopped in the kettle with Citra, and then dry hopped again, and again, and AGAIN with EVEN MORE Citra for a bright and zesty flavor experience!
Notes of tangerine gummies, lychee sorbet, and overripe honeydew.
DDH Alien Church (Citra/Galaxy)
7.0%
DDH Alien Church returns, this time with Citra and Galaxy! The intensely amplified and totally fuzzed out iteration of our Reptoid Alien with Photosynthesizing Tongue Oat IPA. Brewed with the same fluffy malted oats as always, and hopped, as always, super aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with the same huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook we’ve come to love and then blasted over the skull with a mountain of even more Citra and additional tropical, punchy, and hyper fresh Galaxy for the secondary dry hopping.
Notes of Georgia peach, ripe pineapple, and grapefruit zest.
Pathway
5.0%
Welcome to the world, Pathway. The spawn of our well known and well loved Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty was brewed with its maker's same base of flaked and malted oats to create this little Citra bomb. Hopped and dry hopped with only the freshest Citra hops from the West Coast. Concise, and absolutely CRUSHABLE.
Notes of mango colada, orchard peach gummies, and Maui Wowie.
Crushable Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
Food
Updated on 07/28
Jumbo Pretzel
Warm Pretzel, Seasonal Beer Mustard, Cooper Jack Cheese Sauce on the side (Can be served Dairy Free)
Confit Buffalo Chicken Wings
Crispy Chicken Wings, served with veggies and a side of your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese
St Oner’s Burger
St Oner’s patty blend, Bacon, Lettuce, Red Onion, Tomato, American Cheese, Pickled Sauce, Sweet Potato Bun, Fries Can be served GF or DF
Chips & Salsa Trio
House-made tortilla chips, Salsa Verde, habanero salsa, salsa rojo
Poblano Fundido
Melted chihuahua cheese, sauteed onions, poblano pepper, flour tortillas
Potato Fried Tacos
Deep Fried Corn Tortilla, potato, tomato, onion, red cabbage, lettuce, charred Salsa
Tacos De Pastor
Mexican spiced pork, roasted pineapple, white Onion, cilantro, dried chile Salsa Rojo, avocado Salsa Verde, Soft Corn Tortillas
Gringa Quesadilla
Fried flour tortillas, pastor, chihuahua cheese, cilantro, red onion, fresh Salsa Verde
Tacos De Chorizo
Fried Chorizo, Chihuahua Cheese, cilantro, onions, corn tortilla, charred salsa on the side
Tacos De Black Angus
Black Angus Steak, Cilantro, Onions, Salsa Rojo
Volcan
Melted cheese with your choice of Chorizo or Pastor, served in a tostada, charred salsa on the side
Alambre Black Angus
Black Angus steak, sauteed onion, red pepper, poblano pepper, queso chihuahua, corn tortilla, salsa rojo
Stoner Tacos (for 2 )
Assortment of Black Angus steak, chorizo, pastor, sauteed onions, poblano peppers, red pepper, chihuahua cheese, corn tortillas, side salsa
Cans-To-Go
(UPDATED 2/18)
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Pathway
5.0%
Welcome to the world, Pathway. The spawn of our well known and well loved Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty was brewed with its maker's same base of flaked and malted oats to create this little Citra bomb. Hopped and dry hopped with only the freshest Citra hops from the West Coast. Concise, and absolutely CRUSHABLE.
Trendler Schwarzbier
5.5%
Brewed with pilsner malt, as well as a tasteful flurry of German specialty and dark malts. Hopped assertively with German Hersbrucker from our buddies in Bavaria, fermented with our house lager yeast, and cold conditioned for four weeks. Extremely stark, restrained, and elegant, yet eminently crushable.
Ourison
4.8%
Four Grain Saison. This beer represents the progression and evolution of our saison fermentation program. Ourison is our saison, SaisonHands, left to condition in oak and then allowed to fully express itself via a lengthy can conditioning period. The end result is a highly refined, snappy, and pungent beer that is one of the most simplistic and exciting iterations of saison that we have ever produced.
Notes of oak, bitter grape, and tart lemon.
Extra Knuckle
6.0%
Brewed with pillowy malted wheat and hopped singularly and intensely with hyper fresh, bright, and punchy Mosaic from our most recent selections out in Yakima, Washington. This beer is a vivid throwback to the glory days of first discovering this very dynamic and versatile hop at our BrewCafé, and it hits just as hard now as it did then. Party like it’s 2013!
Trendler Alt
5.0%
Trendler Alt is the original Trendler bier, brewed as a dedication to Jean’s grandfather Joseph Trendler. Composed of German pilsner malt and a tasteful assortment of domestic and imported specialty malts, and delicately but meaningfully hopped with classic German varietals. Fermented with a yeast strain derived from our favorite Altbier producer from Düsseldorf, and lagered for 3 weeks. Annually released right before the Thanksgiving holiday because it’s never too early to give thanks.
Oblivex
9.2%
Oblivex is our Funny Electro-Mummy Docking Station Citra & Amarillo Double IPA. Brewed with a huge grist of spelt and oats. Intensely hopped and dry hopped into a bright hellish oblivion with Citra & Amarillo. Delightfully creamy, pungent, and extremely citrusy.
Death Tripper
6.66%
Death Tripper is our exxtra Galaxy IPA and it’s back from a too long slumber. Originally brewed way back at our humble BrewCafé, Death Tripper is built on a hill of fluffy flaked and malted oats and a touch of wheat. We hopped and dry hopped this batch (and every batch) with out-of-this-world Galaxy and a small dose of Simcoe! Take a Trip!
TDH Death Tripper (Motueka)
6.66%
Triple Dry Hopped Death Tripper is a new, ULTRA hoppy riff on an old favorite. Built on a hill of fluffy flaked and malted oats and a touch of wheat. We hopped and dry hopped this batch with out-of-this-world Galaxy and a little bit of Simcoe. Then this got decimated with a double and TRIPLE dry hopping of dank New Zealand Motueka!
DDH Wish Fulfillment (Galaxy)
6.0%
Brewed with a simple base of malted spelt, fermented with our expressive house ale yeast, and dry hopped AND double dry hopped with our best Australian Galaxy hops.
Extra Vanilla Milkshake IPA
7.2%
A single IPA version of our beloved Extra Vanilla Milkshake. Hopped AND dry hopped intensely with Mosaic and Citra and then conditioned atop almost twice our usual amount of luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Dreamt up with our forever loving friends Oomnipollo and carried forth into tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
Calamansi Milkshake
9.2%
Another funky and blissed out installment in our genre-defining culinary IPA series with @Omnipollo! Brewed with a heavy bill packed with oats and lactose sugar and hopped with the almighty combo of Citra and Mosaic. We then hit it with a double dose of bursting Madagascar vanilla beans and a truly unwise amount of bold and flavorful calamansi puree.
DDH Double Alien Church (Citra/Mosaic/Chinook)
9.0%
A DDH version of Double Alien Church! Can you believe it! Brewed with fluffy malted oats and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus, as always. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook, as always. THEN hit with a double dry hopping of Alien Church's favorite Citra, Mosaic, and Chiook.
Ergot
14.0%
Brewed with oats, rye, wheat, and a touch of sorghum, as well as New Jersey wildflower honey. Refermented with the juice of the cacao pod fruit, and conditioned on cacao nibs. Dry hopped aggressively with Nelson Sauvin, Mosaic, and NZ Cascade.
Cocktails
- Classic Margarita- Tequila|Agave|Lime
- Honeysuckle- Honeysuckle Gin|Honey|Lemon
- Mojito- Rum|Simple Syrup|Lime
- Old Fashioned- Bourbon|Simple Syrup|Bitters
St. Oners
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