




DRAFT BEER
Updated 7/8/25
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
Nothing
4.3%
Brewed to be our simple, everyday stout. Constructed from a base of British Maris Otter malt, as well as a selection of very dark malts. Hopped gently with Chinook. Austere and inviting.
Notes of baker’s chocolate, pumpernickel toast, mild peat, and burnt sugar.
Dispensary Blend #7
6.5%
A thoughtful and delicate blend of two of our favorite saisons, Ourison and Shambolic. A refined, snappy, pungent, and oak-y saison blended with an assertive Nelson Sauvin and Simcoe hopped beauty.
Notes of grilled pineapple rings over oak, goldenberry fizzy soda, and the so-close-you-can-taste-it springtime.
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
Trendler Vienna Lager
4.9%
A brand new edition to our hearty and traditional Ale and Lager series! Brewed with mountains of fresh milled Pilsner, Munich, and Vienna and hopped lightly with German Perle and Hallertau Blanc. This easy drinking Vienna Lager is the perfect crusher for those sweaty last days of summer or those crisp first days of Autumn.
Notes of sweet strawberry scones, biscuit dough, and honey drizzled overnight oats.
Postmodern Gulpie
4.0%
Our beloved summertime lager is back!! Brewed with German pilsner malt and 2 row. Hopped with Hallertau Mittelfrüh then conditioned on ungodly amounts of watermelon puree and lime zest. Super fresh, super crushable, super summery!
Notes of watermelon Jolly Ranchers, mineral water, and lime Jarritos.
Fuzzy Green
6.3%
Our summertime cucumber IPA brewed with malted wheat and conditioned on a mountain of Persian cucumber puree. Dry hopped extremely tastefully with Cascade, Ekuanot, Vic Secret, and Simcoe. This beer is crisp and quenching, perfect for these hot days.
Notes of watermelon rind, tangerine, cucumber agua fresca, and sweet lime.
Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty
8.6%
Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty is an All Sweet Citra Double IPA. Brewed with heaps of flaked and malted oats. Hopped and dry hopped exclusively and intensely with super-pungent hand selected Citra. Follow the Pathway, find Beauty.
Heavy notes of juicy orange-peach, Piña Colada, ripe mango, and herbaceous sticky icky big green.
Pineal
6.0%
Wildflower Honey IPA. One of our most enduring IPAs, originally brewed at our humble BrewCafé as an exploration of Mosaic hops. Brewed with pillowy oats, and aromatic local wildflower honey. Dry hopped again and again with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo.
Notes of peach bubblegum, ripe strawberry, cotton candy, kiwiberry, and tangerine.
Technicolor Splendor
8.0%
Our psychedelic and dreamy DIPA built on a soft bed of malted spelt and hopped singularly and intensely with our forever lover hop: Simcoe.
Notes of vibrant Cara Cara orange, apricot perfume, Fraser fir, and unripe pineapple.
Watermelon Milkshake
7.5%
The return of one of our most requested variations on this tried-and-true theme, which we originally conceived and produced with our darlings at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar. It's then conditioned on an unseasonably refreshing bounty of watermelon. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, then dry hopped intensely with hand selected Mosaic and Citra from the Northwestern US.
Notes of watermelon gummies, fresh cut cucumber, orange slice candies, and a yearning for the summertime.

FOOD
Basket of Fries
Regular or Sweet Potato | Sides of Malt Vinegar Aioli & Ketchup
Street Corn Dip
Sweet Corn | Melted Cheese | Onions | Hot Cherry Peppers | House-made Tortilla Chips
Sampler
Three Whiskey BBQ Ribs | Three Buffalo, Whiskey BBQ, or Weekly Special Sauce Wings | Pretzels w/ Beer Mustard | Hand Cut Fries
Hummus, Veggies, & Pita
House-made Hummus | Assorted Seasonal Veggies | Toasted Pita
Chicken Wings
10 Wings | Buffalo, Whiskey BBQ, or Weekly Special Sauce | House-made Ranch or Bleu Cheese | Carrots & Celery
Warm Pretzel
Warm Pretzel | HopHands Beer Cheese | Rotating Beer Mustard
Burrata Salad
Spring Mix | Burrata | Candied Bacon Bits | Cherry Tomatoes | Red Onions | Herb Balsamic Vinaigrette | Add Tofu, Pulled Chicken, or Shrimp!
Wild Berry Salad
Spring Mix | Mint | Strawberries | Blueberries | Cherry Tomatoes | Champagne Citrus Dressing | Add Tofu, Pulled Chicken, or Shrimp!
DDH w/ Cheese
Dudley's Double Smash Hamburger | Cooper Sharp | Leaf Lettuce | Red Onion | House-made Pickles | Special Sauces| Served w/ Hand Cut Fries | Add Candied Bacon!
Tired Hands Cheesesteak
House Shaved Roast Beef | Cooper Sharp | Caramelized Onions | Hot Cherry Peppers | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Pineapple Jalapeño Chicken Sandwich
Crispy Chicken | Pineapple Jalapeño Slaw w/ Cilantro | House-made Pickles | Sriracha Maple Sauce | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Tofu Burger
Crispy Tofu | Carrots | Jalapeños | Honey Sesame Sauce | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Pulled Pork Sandwich
Slow Roasted Pork | Whiskey BBQ | Sweet & Sour Slaw | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Chipotle Shrimp Tacos
Corn Tortillas | Sautéed Jumbo Garlic Shrimp | Citrus Slaw | Red Onion | Chipotle Aioli | Cilantro
Carnitas Tacos
Corn Tortillas | Slow Roasted Pork | Pickled Red Onions | Queso Fresco | Jalapeño Cilantro Crema | Cilantro
Baby Back Ribs
Half or Full Rack Baby Back Ribs | Whiskey BBQ | House-made Corn Bread w/ Butter | Green Bean & Bacon Salad
Roasted Chicken
Half or Full Lemon Pepper Roasted Chicken | House-made Corn Bread | House Salad
Lunch Burger & Beer
DDH w/ Cheese or Tofu Burger | 8oz Beer or NA Beverage | W-F Lunch Only
Gelato & Sorbet
House-made Seasonal Gelato or Sorbet | Add Chocolate Sauce, Caramel Sauce, Chocolate Chips, or Butterscotch Chips!
Warm Brownie
Warm Brownie | House-made Seasonal Gelato | Melted Chocolate
Berry Cake
Vanilla Cake | House-made Whipped Cream | Liquor Macerated Berries
Specials
Stop Into Our Fermentaria To Check Out Our Rotating House-Made Specials!
Happy Hour! W-F 3p-6p
Half Off Alien Church, HopHands, & LUKR Tap Pints || Happy Hour Pricing On Our Chicken Wings, Street Corn Dip, & Warm Pretzel || Cheeseburger Sliders | Pulled Pork Sliders | Tofu Tacos

CANNED BEER TO GO
Come check out our General Store for canned beer to go, bottled beer to go, & merch!
Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
Feliz Vendedor
3.9%
Brewed with German Pilsner malt and whole cobs of grilled sweet corn. Lightly hopped with Hüll Melon and fermented with our house lager yeast, then cold conditioned on fresh lime zest and sea salt. Undeniable and fun.
Notes of perfumey lime zest, mineral water, fresh corn, unripe peach, and high summer.
Trendler Czech Pilsner
5.0%
This light lager was created by one of our talented brewers in tribute to Jean's grandfather, Joe Trendler. It is brewed with a heap of Pilsner malt and then hopped throughout the boil with the best Czech Saaz hops. Fermented with our house lager strain and then cold conditioned for six weeks.
Notes of honeysuckle, jasmine tea, fresh bread, lemon, honeydew, and salted pretzels.
Trendler Kölsch
4.8%
A Kölsch-Style Lagerbier, this is an extremely simple beer brewed in the image of the provincial beers of Cologne, Germany. Composed of German base malts and a hop bill of all Hallertau Mittelfrüh, it's fermented on the warmer side of the Lager spectrum with a yeast derived from one of the better-known Kölsch breweries and cold conditioned for 3 weeks before packaging.
Notes of Niagara grapes, light hay, unripe peach, and white flowers.
Trendler Vienna Lager
4.9%
A brand new edition to our hearty and traditional Ale and Lager series! Brewed with mountains of fresh milled Pilsner, Munich, and Vienna and hopped lightly with German Perle and Hallertau Blanc. This easy drinking Vienna Lager is the perfect crusher for those sweaty last days of summer or those crisp first days of Autumn.
Notes of sweet strawberry scones, biscuit dough, and honey drizzled overnight oats.
Trendler Schwarzbier
5.5%
Brewed with pilsner malt, as well as a tasteful flurry of German specialty and dark malts. Hopped assertively with German Hersbrucker from our buddies in Bavaria, fermented with our house lager yeast, and cold conditioned for four weeks. Extremely stark, restrained, and elegant, yet eminently crushable.
Notes of black tea, medium toast, cinnamon raisin, Ethiopian coffee, and fertile earth.
Postmodern Gulpie
4.0%
Our beloved summertime lager is back!! Brewed with German pilsner malt and 2 row. Hopped with Hallertau Mittelfrüh then conditioned on ungodly amounts of watermelon puree and lime zest. Super fresh, super crushable, super summery!
Notes of watermelon Jolly Ranchers, mineral water, and lime Jarritos.
Nothing
4.3%
Brewed to be our simple, everyday stout. Constructed from a base of British Maris Otter malt, as well as a selection of very dark malts. Hopped gently with Chinook. Austere and inviting.
Notes of baker’s chocolate, pumpernickel toast, mild peat, and burnt sugar.
Crushable Alien Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook, just like it's older sibling.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
DDH Galaxy Milkshake (Galaxy)
9.1%
A raw and un-fruited riff on our beloved Culinary IPA series, originally dreamt up with our now-and-forever pals at Omnipollo. Stuffed with heavy amounts of fluffy oat flakes, wheat and lactose sugar, and conditioned atop luscious Madagascar vanilla beans. Intensely hopped and dry hopped with our very choicest Mosaic and Citra, and secondarily dry hopped with an audacious amount of Australian Galaxy.
Notes of juicy tangerine, ripe mango, orange dreamsicle, sweet lime, and Baked Alaska.
Double Alien Church
9.0%
Brewed to be a massive double version of our psycho pan-dimensional Reptoid IPA, Alien Church. Composed with oats and hopped with Cascade & Columbus. Dry hopped with Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook.
Notes of resinous herb, sticky mango slices, & sugar coated ruby red grapefruit.
DDH Punge (Citra)
8.3%
Our favorite double IPA brewed with malted oats and intensely hopped with New Zealand Nelson Sauvin and Motueka, this time double dry hopped with some fruity and delicious Citra. PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE.
Notes of ripe pineapple, lemon/lime, cotton candy grapes, tangy orange, watermelon candies, evergreen needles, and drippy tropical fruits.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Notes of lemon-lime soda, peach rings, drippy pineapple, and classic Alien Church!
Pineal
6.0%
Wildflower Honey IPA. One of our most enduring IPAs, originally brewed at our humble BrewCafé as an exploration of Mosaic hops. Brewed with pillowy oats, and aromatic local wildflower honey. Dry hopped again and again with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo.
Notes of peach bubblegum, ripe strawberry, cotton candy, kiwiberry, and tangerine.
Technicolor Splendor
8.0%
Our psychedelic and dreamy DIPA built on a soft bed of malted spelt and hopped singularly and intensely with our forever lover hop: Simcoe.
Notes of vibrant Cara Cara orange, apricot perfume, Fraser fir, and unripe pineapple.
Watermelon Milkshake
7.5%
The return of one of our most requested variations on this tried-and-true theme, which we originally conceived and produced with our darlings at Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat, and lactose sugar. It's then conditioned on an unseasonably refreshing bounty of watermelon. Further conditioned on a generous helping of Madagascar vanilla beans, then dry hopped intensely with hand selected Mosaic and Citra from the Northwestern US.
Notes of watermelon gummies, fresh cut cucumber, orange slice candies, and a yearning for the summertime.
With Any Arms
11.0%
This quad IPA is another hooray for our 13th anniversary! Brewed with oats and 2 row. Hot side hopped with juicy Citra. Dry hopped in the fermenter with some NZ killers.. Riwaka, Wai-iti, and Pacific Jade. Conditioned on gobs and gobs of wildflower honey
Notes of grapefruit honey sticks, peach tea, and timut peppercorns.
Fermentaria & General Store
35 Cricket Terrace
Ardmore, PA 19003
(484) 413-2983
General Store:
Mon-Tue 1p-7p
Wed-Sun 12p-Close
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Tap Room:
Wed-Thu 12p-9p
Fri-Sat 12p-Kitchen 9p/Bar 10p
Sun 12p-Kitchen 8p/Bar 9p