DRAFT BEER
Updated 5/5/26
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
Daily Personal Best
11.4%
Daily Personal Best is back! This “Runner’s High” triple IPA has one of our biggest malt bills, loaded with fluffy oats and crisp wheat. Dry hopped very aggressively with Citra, Idaho 7, Simcoe and a touch of Columbus. Your daily personal best is well within reach. You can do it. We know you can do it.
Notes of honey dipped strawberries, tangerine slices, and lemon-lime sports drink after a long run.
Purple Sticky Punge
8.3%
Purple Sticky Punge is another BRAND NEW riff on an old favorite brewed for this year's PLANET PUNGE celebration. Built on the classic base of 2 row and oats, and dry hopped with our favorite super dank New Zealand Nelson and Motueka. Then this batch got hit with a heavy handed dose of Bacio Gelato Terpenes (no THC, sorry!) to take the dankness to the next level! If you know, you know.
Notes of musky cantaloupe, pine needles, & the dankest dank.
Sea of Green
8.6%
The annual return of one of the first double IPAs ever produced by Tired Hands back in the summer of 2012. Brewed with an abundance of fluffy oats and hopped quite assertively on the hot side. Fermented with our dear house ale yeast and heavily dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe, Chinook, Hallertau Blanc, and Columbus.
Notes of bright pineapple, orange zest, musky melon, and late harvest Lemon Haze.
HyveMynd
9.3%
Brewed with huge quantity (240lbs/20bbls!) of Pine Barren honey from our comrade Patrick Ryan of Fruitwood Orchards. We added it during the tail end of fermentation to maintain its delicate floral subtlety. Dry hopped into another sticky dimension with pungent Mosaic lupulin powder.
Notes of crazy ripe honeydew melon, drippy mango flowers, and dank ruby red grapefruit.
Taco Hands
6.2%
Originally dreamt up with our west coast sweethearts @cellarmakerbrewing in San Francisco. Brewed with fresh lime zest and juice, coriander, cilantro, cracked black pepper, sea salt, and cumin, as well as ancho and pasilla chiles. Dry hopped with pungent Citra, and the always classy and zesty New Zealand Motueka.
Notes of pungent lime zest, fresh cornbread, fruity peppercorn, citrus curd, and lush green herbs.
Pathway
5.0%
Welcome to the world, Pathway. The spawn of our well known and well loved Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty was brewed with its maker's same base of flaked and malted oats to create this little Citra bomb. Hopped and dry hopped with only the freshest Citra hops from the West Coast. Concise, and absolutely CRUSHABLE.
Notes of mango colada, orchard peach gummies, and Maui Wowie.
TDH Death Tripper (Motueka)
6.66%
Triple Dry Hopped Death Tripper is a new, ULTRA hoppy riff on an old favorite. Built on a hill of fluffy flaked and malted oats and a touch of wheat. We hopped and dry hopped this batch with out-of-this-world Galaxy and a little bit of Simcoe. Then this got decimated with a double and TRIPLE dry hopping of dank New Zealand Motueka!
Notes of donut peaches, slightly underripe pineapple, and Super Lemon Haze.
FOOD
Hand Cut Fries
Hand Cut Fries | Malt Aioli | Beer Cheese | Ketchup
Sweet Potato Fries
Hand Cut Sweet Potato Fries | Red Curry Aioli | Ketchup
Onion Rings
Beer Battered Onion Rings | Horseradish Dipping Sauce
House Battered Calamari
House Battered Calamari Rings & Tentacles | Sriracha Chipotle Dip
Nachos
House Made Tortilla Chips | Chihuahua Cheese | Black Bean Sauce | Pico | Guac | Sour Cream | Add Pulled Pork!
Lettuce Wraps
Choice Of Teriyaki Minced Chicken or Shrimp | Crispy Vermicelli Noodles | Fried Shallots | Boston Lettuce Leaves
Chicken Wings
10 Wings | Buffalo, Whiskey BBQ, or Weekly Special Sauce | House-made Ranch or Bleu Cheese | Carrots & Celery
Warm Pretzel
Jumbo Pretzel | Beer Cheese | Mustard
Fried Tofu Bowl
Brown Rice | Avocado | Pickled Cucumbers | Edamame | Carrots | Sesame Seeds | Sweet Soy Sauce | Spicy Mayo
DDH w/ Cheese
Dudley's Double Smash Hamburger | Cooper Sharp | Leaf Lettuce | Red Onion | House-made Pickles | Special Sauce | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries | Add Candied Bacon!
Cubano
Confit Pork | Black Forest Ham | Swiss | Mustard | House Made Pickles | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
French Dip
Hand Sliced Roast Beef | Gruyere | Aioli | Au Jus & Horseradish Crema | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Tired Hands Cheesesteak
House Shaved Roast Beef | Cooper Sharp | Caramelized Onions | Hot Cherry Peppers | Served w/ Hand Cut Fries
Baby Back Ribs
Half or Full Rack Baby Back Ribs | Whiskey BBQ | Hand Cut Fries | Pickled Carrots & Cauliflower
Roasted Chicken
Half or Full Lemon Pepper Roasted Chicken | Hand Cut Fries | Honey Chipotle Slaw
Pulled Pork Mac
Cavatappi | Chihuahua Mascarpone Cheese Sauce | Whiskey BBQ Pulled Pork
Lunch Burger & Beer
DDH w/ Cheese | 8oz Beer or NA Beverage | Friday 12p-3p
Sorbet
Berry Sorbet | Rotating Seasonal Sorbet
Warm Brownie
Warm Brownie | House-made Seasonal Gelato | Melted Chocolate
Happy Hour! Wed & Thurs 4p-6p, Fri 3p-6p
Half Off Alien Church, HopHands, & LUKR Tap Pints || Happy Hour Pricing On Our Chicken Wings & Warm Pretzel || Cheeseburger Sliders | Pulled Pork Sliders | Carnitas Tacos | Cauliflower Tacos
Steak Frites
Black Angus Steak Au Poivre | Parmesan truffle fries.
Jalapeno Ranch Chicken Sandwich
Crispy fried chicken | green cabbage slaw | Jalapeno Ranch
Muhummara
Roasted red pepper dip | toasted pita
Classic Caesar
Chopped Romaine | shaved Parmesan | garlic croutons| house-made Caesar dressing
Wild Mushroom Hoagie
Kennett Square mushrooms| Poblano peppers | Swiss cheese | roasted Jalapeno sauce
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Alien Church
7.0%
Our IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats, and hopped aggressively with Cascade and Columbus. Dry hopped with a huge dose of the choicest Citra, Mosaic, and Chinook. This is the one.
Notes of ripe mango, blueberry gummies, floral lychee, pink grapefruit, and peach rings.
Crushable Church
4.8%
Inspired by all our love for Alien Church, this SUPER CRUSHABLE Reptoid IPA is brewed with oats, kettle hopped with Cascade and Columbus, and dry hopped with the choicest Mosaic, Citra, and Chinook.
Notes of melon mango gummies, and crisp morning dew.
HopHands
5.5%
Our American Pale Ale. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and eminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
Notes of kiwi, dank, light pine sap, nectarine, honeysuckle, and tangelo.
N/Alien Church
Introducing the first NON-ALCOHOLIC Tired Hands Beer! N/ALIEN CHURCH is the result of over a year of research and development to bring you the best possible tasting N/A IPA. Brewed with oats, experimental yeast, and the same hop bill as Alien Church, but DOUBLE the amount of hops to give the juicy citrus and tropical notes that we've all come to love.
Notes of lemon-lime soda, peach rings, drippy pineapple, and classic Alien Church!
Whatever, Nevermind
9.2%
Our good yule saison! Brewed with some of our special malted wheat and hopped with Cascade. Fermented in a large oak foudre with Magickal Saison yeast and then conditioned with our house microflora for a natural carbonation.
Notes of vanilla oak, pineapple upside down cake, lightly toasted coconut, and gooseberry jam.
Lunar Luminescence
Collab with our friends at Haas! Brewed with oats and dry hopped with Citra, Galaxy, and Luna hops. 6.0%
Notes of ripe nectarines, drippy pineapple, white cherries, and honeydew melon.
Pink RNTZ
Hopped in the kettle with Citra and Simcoe Cryo, then dry hopped heavy with Mosaic, Simcoe Cryo, and Nelson Sauvin. Hit with a dash of Pink RNTZ terpenes. 7.2%
Notes of grapefruit, peach rings, ripe pineapple, and a hint of the sticky icky.
Taco Hands
6.2%
Originally dreamt up with our west coast sweethearts @cellarmakerbrewing in San Francisco. Brewed with fresh lime zest and juice, coriander, cilantro, cracked black pepper, sea salt, and cumin, as well as ancho and pasilla chiles. Dry hopped with pungent Citra, and the always classy and zesty New Zealand Motueka.
Notes of pungent lime zest, fresh cornbread, fruity peppercorn, citrus curd, and lush green herbs.
Punge
8.3%
PUNGE is our Double IPA. Brewed with malted oats and hopped and dry hopped with hyper fresh Motueka and Nelson Sauvin from our most recent New Zealand selections. PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE.
Notes of cotton candy grapes, Mandarin orange, guava candies, cape gooseberry, and musky green melon.
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