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Tired hands brewing company


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Tired hands brewing company


Strange and beautiful Beers

Tomorrow, our sweet friends at @eastbranchbrewing will be releasing our latest collaboration, Friend of the Kölsch, at 5:00pm. . To create Friend of the Kölsch, we brewed a classic spontaneous base hopped entirely with well aged hops, knocked out into our barn koelschip, and then sent half of the 10bbl batch into a 15bbl open top flat bottom wine tank and pitched our Kölsch yeast. Two days later we essentially brewed a batch of Kevin’s awesome Der Bach Kölsch, sent that into the koelschip atop 120lbs of local wildflower honey overnight to be exposed to the beautiful Chester County air and then topped off our 15bbl open wine tank the following day. After almost four weeks of fermentation/conditioning at ~62F, we transferred Friend of the Kölsch to a lagering tank and allowed it to lager at damn near freezing temperatures for right around two months. . The resulting beer is super bright and crisp with notes of stone fruit, wildflower honey, kiwi, and a light tropical Brett influence. . Join us tomorrow beginning at 5:00 at @eastbranchbrewing for the debut of this native Honey Kölsch type thing. We’ll have some pretty cool glassware and shirts on hand for you to take home as well! #dreambeer
Tomorrow, at NOON at our @fermentaria, we will be releasing cans of Strawberry Milkshake IPA and Tongue Extinguisher. . Strawberry Milkshake IPA is our Milkshake IPA. The OG, first envisioned with our astral cohorts from @Omnipollo. Brewed with oats, wheat and lactose sugar, and conditioned atop a bounty of sticky n sweet strawberry purée(50% more than you’re used to!). Conditioned on more than usual amounts of Madagascar vanilla beans, and dry hopped intensely with fresh, hand selected Mosaic and Citra. Notes of tropical fruit parfait, strawberry shortcake, fresh squeezed clementine, chantilly cream, and orange dreamsicle. 7.2% abv. $22 per Four Pack. ***THIS IS YOUR LAST WEEK TO PICK UP THIS SHAKE!*** . Tongue Extinguisher is our PermaCursed Double IPA. Constructed on a base of all 2-Row barley, and dry hopped very heavily with hyper fresh Nelson Sauvin & Simcoe selected by our team in New Zealand and Yakima, WA. We first brewed this beer at our BrewCafé in the summer of 2013! Man…the more things change, the more they stay the same. Notes of pineapple smoothie, cape gooseberry, sappy evergreen, Lemon Kush, and champagne mango. 8.4% abv. $22 per Four Pack. . Allotments will be posted ASAP tomorrow!!! PMA like you’ve never before. . #dreambeer
Today is PANINI PANDEMONIUM at our precious #Brewcafé! Every Tuesday, our kitchen will be pumping out super-special hyper-limited edition paninis. This week we present to you Pastrami Spiced Carrot Panini with sauerkraut, Russian dressing and Swiss cheese all on our house-made bread. #paninipandemonium
Our Tired Hands Volunteer Corps is hosting a workshop THIS SATURDAY, June 29, 10:30-12:00 in Philly! In an attempt to beautify our surroundings and improve the awesome neighborhood of Kensington, we are organizing a group of hard working volunteers who are willing to get their hands dirty and crack some beers with us. . We will be cleaning up Philly streets near the Biergarten. We will also be sharing the benefits on a clean neighborhood and teaching volunteers how to coordinate clean-ups in their own surroundings. Information will be provided on how to green your community every day and the benefits of maintaining a clean and beautiful community space. . Volunteers will get a pint to enjoy at our Biergarten when we are finished. If you want to volunteer please go to tiredhands.com/thvc and fill out the form. This is one of many projects the THVC will be working on. Join us and stay tuned for more volunteer opportunities this month! THANK YOU!
Lightful is BACK ON TAP today at our @fermentaria!!! . Lightful is our Hefeweizen. Brewed with a traditional 60/40 wheat-to-barley ratio, and a mash schedule aimed at promoting those bright, peppery notes we find in our favorite Weissbiers. Lightly hopped with Crystal and fermented cool in one of our horizontal fermenters with our favorite classic Weissbier strain. A study in simplicity. Notes of cracked pepper, Asian pear, candied lemon, honeysuckle, and healthy breakfast smoothie. 4.8% abv. . ➰➰➰Fermentaria Tap List➰➰➰ HopHands - Pale Ale SaisonHands - Four Grain Saison Nothing - Nitro Black Beer Lightful - Hefeweizen Shambolic - Nelson/Simcoe Saison Yumb - Yumby Sour IPA Adaptive Distortion - Crushable Saison Monocarpic Enterprise - Matcha Saison Pavilion of Dreams - Single Origin Coffee IPA Austere Modular Three - Pilsner Strawberry Milkshake IPA - Milkshake IPA Alien Church - IPA . #dreambeer
Cinnamon Bun Pancakes for #DREAMBRUNCH at our @fermentaria. #DREAMBRUNCH starts at noon.
Awake Minds Mezcal Barrel Aged cold brew coffee conditioned atop pineapples ON TAP TODAY at our @tiredhandsbiergarten! . We will also be pouring free samples of our pour over coffees from NOON-4pm! See you soon.
Join us this Sunday, June 23rd for the first of our Occasional Farmer's Market! . Every other Sunday 'til October, we'll be hosting 2-3 local suppliers who will set up shop selling their meats, cheeses, and produce, which our kitchen will also be featuring in a couple super-limited menu items. . This week we we're excited to welcome our pals @1732meats and @thefarmatdoerun! This event will take place bi-weekly on Sundays during brunch service downstairs at our precious #BrewCafé from 12-3PM.
Today’s Friday Special at our #BrewCafé, we present to you Fried Lebanon Bologna Katsu Sandwich, tonkatsu sauce, shredded cabbage, HopHands mustard all on our house-made Japanese milk bread. . ON CASK, we present to you HopHands conditioned on mango purée and double dry hopped with Idaho Gem. . #dreambeer
Linear Narrative ON TAP today at our #BrewCafé! . Linear Narrative is our Bergamot IPA. Brewed with fluffy malted oats and spelt. Assertively hopped in the kettle with Mosaic Cryo. Conditioned on pungent Bergamot purée. Aggressively dry hopped with Eureka! Notes of Key lime sorbet, flaked coconut, super lemon haze and sticky sap. 6.2% abv. . CROVVLERS available! . ➰➰➰BrewCafé Tap List➰➰➰ Cask - HopHands conditioned on mango purée HopHands SaisonHands Kesey’s Sevener Pensive Sadness Linear Narrative Ageless Darkness Mead Barrel Awake Minds Only Void Now I’m Lost . #dreambeer
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Dudley Direct


WE NOW SHIP BEER TO ALL PENNSYLVANIA RESIDENTS!

Dudley Direct


WE NOW SHIP BEER TO ALL PENNSYLVANIA RESIDENTS!

 
 
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Fermentaria


Fermentaria


 
 
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Brew Café


Brew Café


 
 
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Tired Hands General Store


Tired Hands General Store


Technicolor Splendor is available RIGHT NOW here at the General Store! . Technicolor Splendor is our Spelt & Simcoe Double IPA. Built on a perfectly plush bed of malted spelt, and singularly hopped with one of our forever favorites: Simcoe! . Our Psychedelic and Dreamy Double IPA sumptuously sings with the tastes of singed pomelo, pure pine sap, and grassy pineapple bubblegum, all while being carefully carried along the sinfully soft waves of spelt. . Technicolor Splendor is 8.0% abv, $20/four-pack, and has a limit of one case per person per day. . #dreambeer
Hey all! Summer is now upon us so here at the General Store we want to help you beat the heat with a SLAY THE SUMMER SALE! Every Monday we’ll put a new t-shirt on sale for 50% OFF so you can easily and eagerly soak up the sun short-sleeve style! We’re kicking off the SLAY THE SUMMER SALE with our two-sided pocket HENRY+DUDLEY shirt so grab one in-store or on our online shop! . #SLAYTHESUMMER
Check out these killer digital prints we now have for sale! Grab one, some, or all here at the General Store or on our online shop! Almost every print clocks in at 12x18” so they’re superbly sized to fit flawlessly in your home, workplace, or both!
Hyper fresh Helles Other People is BACK here at the General Store! And check out the killer new label format! . This beer forever sings with hints of plush white grape, freshly tilled earth, light lemon zest, and crispy wheat basking in the midsummer sun. . So let us help you slaughter the heat with our Helles at $15/four-pack and NO LIMIT! . #dreambeer
Tonight from 6:00-8:00pm we’ll be hosting our weekly BOTTLE SMELL TASTE here at the General Store! . This week we want to fully experience and deeply delve into three of our new beloved bottles: Parageusia11, our Cabernet Franc barrel-fermented ale, Shambolic, our dry-hopped spelt saison, and Frequency Illusion; Red Thicket, our bright and jammy Saison fermented atop fresh pressed New York State raspberries! . So for $5, come hang at our back room SMELL/TASTE bar and smell/taste some of these amazing bottles! You may smell/taste up to 4oz of each, you get a free cool little sticker and the opportunity to purchase a proper BOTTLE SMELL TASTE glass, and if you purchase at least two bottles (of anything in the store, not just these three), the tasting fee will be waived! . And for those of you who live in PA but can’t make it out our way, check out DUDLEY DIRECT! DUDLEY DIRECT is our state of the art beer transportation network that delivers our Strange & Beautiful bottles directly to your doorstep if you reside anywhere in the state of Pennsylvania! Refer to dudleydirect.tiredhands.com for more info! . We hope to see you tonight! . #dreambeer
Still on the lookout for that perfect Father’s Day present? Well stop by the General Store today to give him the gift of beautifully brewed beer! We have Little Log Cabin: Good Friend, HopHands, D2H3: Galaxy, and Alien Church available in cans! And check out www.tiredhands.com/general-store for our most updated bottle list! . #dreambeer
Today at 11am we will also be selling Little Log Cabin Brewing Shirts for our sister brewery @littlelogcabinbrewing! Make sure to grab a shirt with your Good Friend!
Tomorrow at 11am our sister brewery @littlelogcabinbrewing will be releasing Good Friend here at the General Store! . Good Friend is a Triple Dry Hopped Galaxy and Citra Triple IPA. Brewed with heaps of fluffy oats, both malted and flaked, then Triple Dry Hopped with Australian Galaxy and All-American Citra. . Good Friend will graze you on the nose with the nice note of honey-dipped papaya. And each sip will comfortably weave you through pleasant memories of deliciously dank cantaloupes, glazed coconut danishes, succulent carrot cake, and ripe tangerine pulp. . Good Friend is 10% abv, will be $22/four-pack, and will have a limit of 4 four-packs per person per day.
Tonight from 6:00-8:00pm we’ll be hosting our weekly BOTTLE SMELL TASTE here at the General Store! . This week we want to fully experience and deeply delve into three of our new beloved bottles: Parageusia10, our Cabernet Franc barrel-fermented ale, Ourison, our beloved bottle-conditioned Saison Hands, and Sticky Drippy Crystals, our bright and pungent local wildflower honey saison. . So for $5, come hang at our back room SMELL/TASTE bar and smell/taste some of these amazing bottles! You may smell/taste up to 4oz of each, you get a free cool little sticker and the opportunity to purchase a proper BOTTLE SMELL TASTE glass, and if you purchase at least two bottles (of anything in the store, not just these three), the tasting fee will be waived! . And for those of you who live in PA but can’t make it out our way, check out DUDLEY DIRECT! DUDLEY DIRECT is our state of the art beer transportation network that delivers our Strange & Beautiful bottles directly to your doorstep if you reside anywhere in the state of Pennsylvania! Refer to dudleydirect.tiredhands.com for more info! . We hope to see you tonight! . #dreambeer
HYPER FRESH cans of D2H3: Galaxy are available NOW here at the General Store! . D2H3 is the DOUBLE DRY HOPPED version of our amazingly aromatic American Pale Ale, HopHands! And this iteration received a hefty dose of Galaxy! . D2H3: Galaxy is super lime-zesty on the nose. And each sip starts with notes of freshly harvested hay, sun-simmered wheat, transforms into aggressively zested orange peels, and culminates with the evocation of a supple dew drop resting on a grass blade at dawn. . #dreambeer
 
 
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Biergarten


Biergarten


Mezcal Barrel Aged cold brew coffee conditioned atop pineapples is now available on tap! . We will also have Rachel, our head roaster at @awakemindscoffee, pouring free samples of some of our coffees for you to try from NOON-4pm!
We will have cans of Strawberry Milkshake IPA, Technicolor Splendor and Pineal available to purchase to-go today starting when we open our gate at 5:00pm! Limit one case each per person.
We will have cans of Strawberry Milkshake IPA and Refreshing available to purchase to-go today starting when we open our gate at 5:00pm! Limit one case each per person. . Strawberry Milkshake will also be pouring ON TAP for your immediate enjoyment. . #dreambeer
The sky of blue and the start of the weekend invite you to dive into a pint of Sea of Green, our latest double IPA now pouring ON TAP at our @tiredhandsbiergarten. Every one of us has all we need. See you soon? #dreambeer
Birth Day weekend continues today with Retrospective Only Void, our Raspberry Blackberry Lapsang Souchong Vanilla Imperial Stout, pouring ON TAP today at our beautiful Fishtown biergarten! We also have a special guest tap line pouring stellar offerings from Bethlehem’s own @bonnbrewing while they last. It’s officially our birthday today. Come celebrate with us?
Birthday weekend begins! We are open weekend hours today, here now until 10pm! St Sevener, our Very Lucky Dragonfruit Lemon IPA (pictured here), is ON TAP today and is only $5! HopHands and SaisonHands are $5 all day today too! @bonnbrewing has a guest tap tent today pouring two (2) wowzers on draft! Free (FREE) pizza from our good neighbor friends at @mypizzabrain! What are you waiting for? Come on down for a pint before the big @pallbearerdoom and @weedeaterofficial show at @uniontransfer tonight!
Starting at noon tomorrow, we will be hosting our pals from @bonnbrewing for a little pre-BIRTH DAY “Bonn Bar Pop Up”! Sam will be on hand serving up his very nice beers. We will also be selling pints of HopHands, SaisonHands, and St. Sevener for $5.00! #dreambeer
Dear friends and neighbors, we will be CLOSED this evening (Weds May 29). We got some storms coming our way and we want our staff as well as our customers all safe and sound. We will be open tomorrow (Thurs) at 5pm, pouring pints and with 4-packs available to-go. Come by for a HopHands and take some Cryptical Envelopment and Alien Church home with you! See you soon!
We will be OPEN this Monday, May 27, Memorial Day, from 1pm til 6pm! We will be offering 4-packs to-go, including (for the first time here) Alien Church! PLUS we are welcoming dogs in for the first time! So grab your furry friends, come on down, crush a pint, and take some Church to the BBQ on your block afterward! See you Monday!
Doors open at 5! Come by, sit in the shade and hang with us!